The Cryptids | Spooky Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Here's the deal, people. Our company headquarters are in Denver. Denver is currently experiencing a foul infestation of Miller Moths. (google it) They're everywhere. They're unrelenting. Their corpses litter our office. We have made a deal with our CEO. If we can sell out of this Moth-themed print, our CEO will EAT all of the moths that have been collected at our office. He will float 'em in a bubbly glass of champagne, drink them, and likely vomit after. We need YOUR HELP to make this dream a reality. Please purchase a pair or two, and then follow the journey on our TikTok @shinestythreads.