The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Suit Pant

$69.⁹⁹

~~$69.⁹⁹~~ $69.⁹⁹

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There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply hogwash. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia covered Christmas pants. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of these pants.

P.S. I lied at the beginning and Poinsettias are definitely toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat them.

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The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Suit Pant