La Flamenca | Flamingos Wrap Dress

We named this tropical pink flamingo dress the Flamingal because, well, it's a flamingo wrap dress for gals. Our inspiration for the design, however, was much more thought out. Although this tropical dress fits equally as well at any Miami club as it does on daybreak bender, it was designed for 3 specific reasons:

1. Flamingos are the international sign of swingers.

2. Flamingos make excellent lawn ornaments, so nobody will bug you when you pass out on the lawn.

3. Flamingos only mate after 5:00 pm, the international time for drinking. So whether your bumping uglies or boozing, you'll instinctually fit in.

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